I DON’T DO

(Sarah Middleton-Woolley & Nigel Smith)

I don’t do cute and I don’t do pink
You can’t tie me to the kitchen sink
I don’t do dainty or kitten heels
And I’m not to keen on romantic meals
I don’t do night clubs that play R&B
An all girls evening ain’t the place for me
I don’t do chick flicks or ‘Forever Friends’
And I’ve never been one for following trends

I don’t do silk or satin sheets
Or mother and toddler social meets
I don’t do early and I don’t do late
I don’t join groups to discuss my weight
I don’t do night clubs that play R&B
An all girls evening ain’t the place for me
I don’t do chick flicks or ‘Forever Friends’
And I’ve never been one for following trends

I don’t do things by halves; I’m not that way inclined
If I say I’m gonna be there, then I’ll be there on time
Took some time to compile but I have my own style
I have a free spirit, with a strong mind

I don’t do credit cards or loans
I don’t have the latest mobile phone
Don’t do spray tans or acrylic nails
I avoid the crowded January sales
I don’t do night clubs that play R&B
An all girls evening ain’t the place for me
I don’t do chick flicks or ‘Forever Friends’
And I’ve never been one for following trends

I don’t do chintz, frills and nets
Don’t do chain letters or ‘forward me’ texts
Office parties and works day trips, no
Don’t do horoscopes or fashion tips
I don’t do night clubs that play R&B
An all girls evening ain’t the place for me
I don’t do chick flicks or ‘Forever Friends’
And I’ve never been one for following trends
Copyright 2011 Sarah Middleton-Woolley & Nigel Smith

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